Fail!!!

Loves2eatpoo replied:
Hmmmm, I'm not sure how it works for birds, but when
I feed my children diarrhea, I usually try to flavor it with something such as mango, or vanilla. They go nuts for the stuff! Now it's every morning I hear, "Daddy daddy, can we have some vanilla water-poo?" I'm sure if you flavor it with something from your local pet store, it should have the same effect.
No need to thank me, just glad I could help.

Lickylicks replied:
I would expect a question of this caliber to be frowned
upon by the fine people of this website. Sir, I can tell that your genuine artistic dream of training your parakeet to partake of Mother Nature's Milkshake by its own free will is dream that is truly inspired by your heart. I cannot even begin to grasp the kind of bond you will establish with your parakeet should you succeed in this daunting task. They are all going to laugh at you, but you must persist on with this research. It's quite possible that discovering and mastering this technique could be the most important advancement to the human race ever!

Also, have you tried freezing it into tiny parakeet popsicles? Who doesn't love popsicles!?